Merry Christmas, Asshole : A Mixtape
With the holiday’s right around the corner, I feel like I should
be giving something to my fellow buzzneters besides terrifying Shenanigans
photos. I know some of us our sending cards to one another, but I am broke
& lazy. So in the spirit of the holiday season, I have made you all this
Christmas Mix, to listen to & enjoy while trying to ignore those awkward
drunken arguments your Uncle & your Dad always get into.
The 4 Skins – Merry Christmas (Things always start off
merry, but you’ll be miserable in the end)
My Chemical Romance – All I Want For Christmas Is You (While
you are begging your girlfriend to come home, she is fucking a guy who just
gave her diamonds for Christmas not a shitty song)
Ben Folds – Bizarre Christmas Incident (The image of the
fat, naked, greased up corpse of Santa will never leave my brain)
Stand Still – I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus (Finding out
your father is a queer is the best gift ever)
Everclear – I Will Be Hating You For Christmas (Drink more,
it solves everything)
Dance Hall Crashers – I Did It For The Toys (Fucking Santa
for toys? I’ve done worse)
The Pouges – Fairytale of New York (Merry Christmas, I hate
you)
Tenacious D – Things I Want (May I ask who doesn’t want to
party naked on a school bus full of nuns?)
No Doubt – Oi! To The World (Haji? Like the kid from Johnny
Quest?)
Whirling Dervishes – You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
The Sonics – Don’t Believe In Christmas (Just because you
were a douche when you were younger & your parents didn’t spoil you doesn’t
mean the rest of us can’t enjoy ourselves)
The Bouncing Souls & Weston – Do They Know Its
Christmas? (No)
Rufus Wainwright - Spotlight On Christmas (Can’t we just
take all the horses & toys from the poor little rich boys?
The Ramones – Merry Christmas, I Don’t Want To Fight Tonight
(C’mon Joey! Nothing Says Merry Christmas like a black eye)
The Vandals – Grandpa’s Last Christmas (Best. Song. Ever)
The Kinks – Father Christmas (It appears someone has taken
the advice I gave Rufus Wainwright)
Zombina & The Skeletones – Chainsaw for Christmas (Some
how this helps the world)
Snopp Dogg – Santa Goes Straight To the Ghetto (Where else
is he going to get a 50" Flat Screen Plasma TV? The Elves don’t fucking
make those)
The Damned – There Ain’t So Santa Claus (This is the song I will
play for my children when the time comes)
Zebrahead – Deck the Halls (I got a rock! Also its too fucking cold for this shit)
The AKA’s – Christmas In Hollis (When I downloaded this it
said it was Run DMC, it was not & I was too lazy to looking for it)
Mojo Nixon – Christmas Christmas (Your mom was sucking on
your toes? That is not marry Christmas!)
BONUS TRACK BITCHES
Atom & his Package – What We Do On Christmas (I am actually
Jewish)
Download this now!
Happy Shenanigans Everyone!
"ITS CHRISTMAS TIME IN HOLLIS QUEENS! MOMS COOKING CHICKEN AND COLLARD GREENS"
So i'll download it.
blink-182 - happy holidays you bastards
cky - santa coming
those fucking own!! CKY's "12 Days Of Christmas" and The Dicamillo Sisters(bam, dico, jimmy pop)'s "But Why's It So Cold" are also awesome....
i shall download this mixtape later when i'm on my mom's computer(my ipod can't sync to my laptop since i'm rocking an older mac systeme).
jk, this is just what I need right now.